A friend sent this to me and it made me laugh so I thought I would share it!

I went to the Doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?"

"135". I said.

The nurse put me on the scale.

It turns out I weigh 180.

The nurse asked"Your height?"

I am just starting the strange journey of having some tumours removed from my breast. I refer to it as a strange journey because I can not figure out what the appropriate reaction to this is. First I was confused, then sad, then angry and now I just feel tired.

I am in a very depressive mood lately, in part because my daughter is growing up.  She is fourteen and we have always had a very close relationship.  I know she has her own life and I am trying to let her go out on her own.  She have a very good solid foundation and I trust she will make the right decisions.  I don't know how to handle this separate as she is the only one I

Getting old is no laughing matter - literally. Adults on average laugh 15 times while children laugh 400 times. That's 25 giggles and guffaws for every hour they are awake!!! 

How many times in your life have you fallen, I mean really fallen, head over heels, incomprehensibly, in love? Personally, I've lost count and for that I'm grateful.